As 3:10 to Yuma comes barrelling into British cinemas, duel to the death with our quick-fire western quiz. Then we'll tell you if you're a John Wayne or a Marion Morrison

		"What makes a man to wander? What makes a man to roam? What makes a man to leave bed and board, and turn his back on home?" The lines from this ballad play over the opening credits of which classic Western?
			My Darling Clementine
			High Noon
			The Searchers
			Rio Bravo
		What is the name of Johnny Depp's character in Dead Man?
			William Blake
			William Shakespeare
			John Clare
			John Donne
		What was unusual about John Wayne's appearance on the 1979 TV show Laugh In?
			He appeared on stage in a ball-gown and sang Lady Marmalade
			He cavorted on stage in a fluffy pink bunny costume
			He collapsed during the interview and died two hours after the show finished airing
			He was drunk and referred to his fellow guest Henry Fonda as a "pinko commie bastard"
		"I knew Wyatt Earp. He told me all about the Gunfight at the OK Corral. We did it exactly the way it happened." Director John Ford describing the making of which movie?
			The Man who Shot Liberty Valance
			She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
			The Quiet Man
			My Darling Clementine
		Before directing Westerns, how did Sam Peckinpah earn his crust?
			Sweeping floors on Liberace's TV show
			Playing Mickey Mouse at Disneyland
			As a professional gambler
			Lassooing steers in the Nevada desert
		What is the name of Kevin Costner's wolf companion in Dances With Wolves?
			Licks his own balls
			Rex
			Two Socks
			Froths at the mouth
		How did Sergio Leone come to cast Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars?
			He was an avid fan of Eastwood's TV series Rawhide
			He saw Eastwood modelling a poncho in a menswear catalogue
			He plucked his picture from an actors directory because he mistook him for Montgomery Clift
			He wanted Charles Bronson but couldn't afford his fee
		"The most scandalous cinematic waste I have ever seen, and remember, I've seen Paint Your Wagon." Critic Roger Ebert reviewing which big-budget Western?
			Heaven's Gate
			Paint Your Wagon 2: Back to the Brush
			Once Upon a Time in the West
			Wild Wild West
		In Lonely Are the Brave, how does Kirk Douglas's runaway cowboy meet his end?
			The ash from his cheroot accidentally sets his waistcoat alight
			He is run over by a long-distance lorry driver while crossing a freeway
			He is thrown from his horse during a high-speed getaway
			He is shot in the back by the teenaged son of a man he once gunned down
		Only three Westerns have won the Oscar for Best Picture. Which one of these films did NOT pick up the Academy's biggest prize?
			Dances With Wolves
			High Noon
			Unforgiven
			Cimarron