Released this week, Inland Empire is being described as David Lynch's wildest, weirdest films to date. Tackle the following ten questions on the dastardly director to discover if you're riding high or driven to distraction

		In the opinion of his one-time backer Mel Brooks, David Lynch is...
			"Crazier than a shit-house rat"
			"The boy next door, if you live next door to a lunatic asylum"
			"As American as apple-pie and the death penalty"
			"Jimmy Stewart from Mars"
		What is "The Angriest Dog in the World"?
			A long-running weekly comic-strip he used to write and illustrate for an American newspaper
			The name of David Lynch's independent production company
			Lynch's nickname for the dark side of his personality that helps him make movies
			The great unreleased Lynch movie, shot in 1993 and suppressed by the studio for its alleged cruelty to animals
		Lynch turned down the chance to direct which 1980s blockbuster?
			Return of the Jedi
			Beverly Hills Cop
			Poltergeist
			Top Gun
		Lynch's daughter Jennifer directed which screen turkey?
			Town and Country
			Boxing Helena
			Shining Through
			Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
		Who turned down the opportunity to star as Jeffrey in Blue Velvet, reportedly labelling the script 'pornography'?
			Michael J. Fox
			Val Kilmer
			Keanu Reeves
			Matthew Broderick
		Why did Laura Dern pass out during the making of Wild at Heart?
			Lynch forced her to stand motionless in 110-degree heat for 20 minutes while he lined up a camera shot
			Lynch forced her to smoke four cigarettes simultaneously
			Lynch insisted that she chew on a live cockroach in the motel room scene
			Lynch made her wear a dress that was two sizes too small
		Lynch's official biography at the 1990 Cannes Film Festival ran to a mere four words. What did it say?
			Creator of Blue Velvet
			Eagle Scout, Missoula, Montana
			Sick director, comes cheap
			Lawns mowed, garbage emptied
		Complete this classic Lynch film quote: "The whole world's..."
			"...a straight story in search of a punch line"
			"...wild at heart and weird on top"
			"...a stage and all the men and women merely players"
			"...comin' to an end, Ma!"
		"A 21st-century noir horror film. A psychogenic fugue. A graphic investigation into parallel identity crisis". Who said it, and what were they talking about?
			David Lynch describing Lost Highway
			Dennis Hopper on Blue Velvet
			David Lynch explaining The Straight Story
			Critic Pauline Kael describing Eraserhead
		Lynch has been nominated for all the following awards. Which has he actually won?
			Palme d'Or for Mulholland Drive
			Academy Award for Best Director, Blue Velvet
			Academy Award for Best Director, The Elephant Man
			Palme d'Or for Wild at Heart